Armchair Journalism

17 Jan 2012

  • Thesis: Obama kept the War on Terror going in order to keep unemployment numbers down.

  • Evidence: None whatsoever. Wait, no. I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote it on a receipt that was on my bedside table.

  • Conclusion: Obama kept the War on Terror going in order to keep unemployment numbers down.

There. Can I be a journalist now?